The Bird Show. I was telling these guys that I have a friend that's been a teacher now for about 10 years so.

Now that they're graduated high school, he's starting to run into him in the most awkward places.

And twice now this has happened. Once at a hooters, one of his former students approaches them because she's a waitress.

And another one, one of his former students was dancing at a strip club.

So this has got to happen to teachers all the time,

where years down the road, you run into your former students in these uncomfortable places,

you know? So good morning, Kim. You're on all the hits, Q100.

Hi.

Hi.

This actually wasn't one of my former students. At the time, it was my current student, so that probably made it worse.

I've been teaching for about three years, and this happened in my first year of teaching.

A couple of friends and I decided that we wanted to go to happy hour at Dave and Busters and have a good time.

And about two hours into our drinking drinking I ran into my student and his

parents oh that's not going to be good yeah especially if you run into the parents I was trying to

sober up I was trying to stand straight to say hi how are you all doing and what the bad part about it was it was February

so I still had to see him for the rest of the year and he and I taught eighth grade so and you know

in the drunk talking like you think you're being cool but you're being fidgety and spitting from

one foot to the other didn't help the situation out at all. I would like to invent a device that you can wear on your shirt that would allow you to playback conversations once you hit a certain blood alcohol content, like once it detects so much on your breath, because I can't tell you how many conversations I've had with people where in my mind I've gone. It's very nice to meet you, Melissa.

Thank you so much for coming to Vision.

I hope you have a great time in the next stage.

Sorry.

I mean, I think.

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