Hey, the bird show.

All right, so I'm looking at the AJC this morning, and they have an article on how to give advice to your children when it comes to sex.

Now, this is a...

I got some.

That is wrong.

That is wrong, yeah.

So wrong, it's right.

Very so genuinely tickled by that.

That's so funny.

I don't know why.

Anywho.

This is so not a conversation I'm looking forward to eventually having with Hayden.

Like, I can't even remember my mom actually sitting me down and having the talks about the you know quote

the birds and the bees and all but i'm wondering if you're listening like who is the most

inappropriate person that has ever given you any kind of sexual advice at all right because usually this is supposed to come from the parents, right? Right. But more often than not, you find out from somebody else. It could be even when you're older and you already know what sex is all about, but somebody still feels the need to give you sexual advice. When was it the most awkward and who was the most inappropriate person that has ever given you any kind of sexual advice like i was just thinking like what like you know grandma gets a couple of drinks in her

at the wedding reception was the right aside let me tell you something sweetheart i was going to tell

you about a friend of mine from this weekend i was on uh went to a wedding this weekend and met up

with a bunch of girlfriends uh a group of girls that I've known since childhood.

And one of the girls is getting married coming up in May to a very nice young man whose parents

and entire family are very straight-laced and very religious, very religious.

So to the point where if they go spend the weekend at the beach house, they cannot be there unshaperoned.

And he's 28, 29 years old, and she's like 25 or 26 because what would people think if they stayed at our beach house?

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