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The Bert Show.

She seems credible when she's telling her story,

but there has to be like a few levels of stupidity for this to be accurate.

Quite a few.

Quite a few, right?

Yes.

Let's credit Joshy be sloshy at Joshy-Slauggy on X.

Put a finger down.

If you've been Venmoing your landlord for the last year for your rent, your security deposit, all that.

And you just found out that you've vimowed the wrong person for the last 13 months.

You've actually never vimowed your landlord.

And that person never told you that you were vimowing the wrong person.

And your landlord never realized that you weren't paying your rent.

And so now you've paid $18,508 to a random financial advisor in Ohio who claims that his heroin addict sister has spent all the money.

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