Full Show: PT 3 - Friday, May 2, 2025
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | You need the right words and don't want to screw it up. |
| 0:05.7 | Let the bird show be your texting tutor. |
| 0:08.6 | And we'll screw it up for you. |
| 0:10.6 | All right. |
| 0:10.9 | We are about to start texting with Megan here. |
| 0:14.8 | Her daughter is a flower girl and her cousin's upcoming wedding. |
| 0:19.4 | But Megan here has a problem. |
| 0:21.1 | The flower girl dress is too revealing for Megan here, and she wants our help to text. |
| 0:27.3 | Hey, Megan. |
| 0:28.5 | Hey, how's it going this morning? |
| 0:30.7 | Good. |
| 0:31.4 | Thank you. |
| 0:32.1 | All right. |
| 0:32.4 | So tell us about the wedding. |
| 0:34.3 | Tell us about the dress, telling us about the beef and why you need our help. |
| 0:38.5 | Thank you. I do need your help. My cousin's getting married in a few weeks and it's all very |
| 0:45.9 | exciting. It's going to be a really big wedding and I'm honored that they want my little girl to be |
| 0:51.9 | in the wedding and she's super excited. |
| 0:56.4 | The problem is that like you said, the dress, the dress that they gave me for her fits, |
| 1:04.3 | but it's like for an adult sexy woman, like it's so inappropriate as a child's dress. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. |
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