Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 19 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | The Bird Show. We're changing the schedule because of an email that Tracy got. |
| 0:34.0 | Okay. |
| 0:34.4 | That's Super Bowl related. And somebody who actually wants to involve Bert. Wendy, we need the voice disguiser. Okay. And if I'm not mistaken, Michelle is trying to help out her sister. Okay. Is that accurate, Michelle? That's right. Okay. Tell us the story. I just, you know, I need Bert's help to help me bust my brother-in-law. Okay. |
| 0:57.3 | Because I think he's lying. Um, first of all, he's, he's kind of a selfish guy. And, um, |
| 1:03.6 | my sister, their anniversary is on Saturday. And he had said, he had made plans to go to |
| 1:10.7 | the Super Bowl. And it's their 10-year anniversary. |
| 1:13.9 | So I was just, you know, my sister was telling this and I was like, are you kidding me? This is |
| 1:18.8 | insane. So she had to talk with him and she said, you can't go. This is our anniversary. |
| 1:23.5 | So he just said, okay, you know what? You're right, you're right, I won't go. |
| 1:29.8 | So he changed his plans. |
| 1:38.3 | And then suddenly he says, babe, I've got to go to Milwaukee for work on Saturday over the weekend. |
| 1:41.8 | There's nothing I can do, right? |
| 1:46.4 | Because he's, this is what he said, he's got to cover for other people who are going to the Super Bowl. |
| 1:47.7 | So he's got to cover the office |
| 1:50.1 | for other people who are going to the Super Bowl. |
| 1:52.4 | So he was... |
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