Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 24

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 24 January 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.0	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:03.8	Yeah.
0:04.2	Oh, never mind.
0:05.2	Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.
0:08.2	Holiday of a lifetime.
0:09.5	I can't wait.
0:11.0	Me neither.
0:12.3	Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.0	Austria?
0:17.0	We're supposed to be going to Australia?
0:19.7	What have you done?
0:20.5	Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?
0:24.3	Should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online.
0:27.3	Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.9	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:29.6	Oh.
0:33.4	The Bert Show.
0:45.3	We are going to start texting with Christine and for Christine here because her husband got a late night text from a co-worker that is a woman and she's not okay with it.
0:53.1	And she wants our help, I believe, texting the coworker to go, uh, uh, uh, uh, do I have that right there, Christine?
0:55.0	You sure do.
0:55.6	Hey, you guys.
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