Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

Book an eye test online.

Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

The Bert Show.

I think we established an answer for some of this earlier in the week,

and the answer had everything to do with time.

And we started arguing the cliches that, oh, women are negs, and all men are lazy.

And we thought, look, the miscommunication here is all about time.

When a woman asks a dude to do something, and he's like, oh, I got you.

I got you.

And he's going to get it done, but it's going to be after the double header he watched.

And then he answers all of his email.

And then he scrolls through Instagram.

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