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I think our game stops today. You got it. You got it. I think I've got the one question that will pertain to absolutely nobody in the Bert show listening audience. Okay. Because we've joked on this show. I mean, we've had the most random conversations. And it seems like there's at least one person listening to our audience that says, oh, they're talking about me. And then they call up. Right. I've got it.

Uh, seems like there's at least one person listening to our audience that says, oh, they're talking about me. And then they call up. Right. I've got it. I've got it today. Nobody is going to be able to relate to this. Nobody will call today. Okay. Okay. All right. Is this going to be like, if you have ever gotten someone fired from Neiman Marcus for trying to give water to your dogs. Well, we would get a call on that. Well, you already know she won't come on with us, so I figure you're just trying to be the winner. All right, here it is, because Victoria, I should say, sporty spice, Victoria Beckham just released a book. And while she was doing a press conference the other day, she confessed she has never read a book. No. Now is that that's what she says.

She's never read. Now she, Victoria Baker, wouldn't she posh spice? She was, this says sporty spice.

Okay, posh. But she, how old is she, she's in her 30s, right? It's got to be. And she's never

read a book. She says, I mean, she's gone through school. She says she has never read a book. I don't even know how that could be. Cover to cover finished a novel. This is probably like you where you've never had a full Coke. Like she's probably dabbled in it but never read the entire thing. Has never read a full book before.

Okay.

All right.

Is there any Burt Show listener that has never ever read a full book before?

Cover to cover.

Can you do that.

And you're literate.

Doesn't necessarily have to mean that.

Not one Dick and Jane book.

Okay.

Not one run spot run.

Not Clifford, the big red dog.

Nothing.

Not the phone book.

So if you've read a children's book cover to cover, then you can't call.

You can't call.

No book.

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