Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 14

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:03.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Literally around the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:18.0	I know, I know. Are we there yet?
0:21.5	No.
0:23.6	Are we lost, Dad?
0:25.3	Yeah, yeah, I think so.
0:28.0	Should have gone to Speck, Save Us.
0:29.3	Book an eye test online.
0:33.4	The Bert Show.
0:40.9	You realize if you have the opportunity to travel, how much pressure there is in America to tip.
0:42.5	We are obsessed with tips.
0:49.4	And going to another country where they don't expect a tip at all leaves you feeling a certain way as an American.
0:53.9	Like, I can't believe I'm about to leave lunch or dinner right now and I'm not leaving any money, and nobody is going to expect me to. And in some countries, it's an insult. I'm about to say that. They're insulted. It's insulted, right? But not here. We seem to be tipping on everything, and now it's birthday parties. Imagine you get an invitation to a birthday party. Your friend sends you an invitation, not for them, but for their child.
1:13.3	And at the bottom of the invitation, it says, tips welcome. They want a tip, a monetary tip,
1:22.2	money that they're going to put towards the birthday party. That is what is happening apparently.
1:27.6	That's insane.
1:28.5	This comes from at Victoria Cakes, 343,
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