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We are going to call Bert Show listener John. Good morning, John. Hey, good morning, Bert Show. How are you today, sir? I'm doing very well, for the most part. I do not have your email here in front of me. I have conveniently lost that. But Tracy said that you kind of have this almost, it's almost a tragedy going on in your life with your girlfriend at this point.

Yeah, that's a good way of putting it, yeah.

How long y all been going out? About two years now. Two years. All right, give us like the definition. Like you really are in love with this girl or is this just, it's not as deep as I'm making it out to be? I don't know. I mean, she's the woman in my dream. She really is. Everything about her I love. I mean, there's nothing that she can say or do, you know, and mine is, she's just perfect. She's just perfect. So this is really the woman that you thought you were going to spend the rest of your life with? I mean, I bought a ring.

I mean, to that point.

Wow.

I'm just been holding off on things because I have some concerns about the relationship.

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Let's talk about those.

Well, I guess, you know, what I consider are the four key components of a relationship,

like the spiritual, emotional,

emotional, physical, and intellectual, but we share the best of mostly all of them, except for

the physical side of things. I mean, please don't take me wrong. She's beautiful. I'm just a beautiful

girl. The problem is that I don't think she's really that good in bed. Okay. And, you know, I've tried, you know, we've been there for two years, and of course we've, you know, we've had relations, you know, that's why I can say that she's not that good in bed. But I try to give some instructions, you know, and say, hey, you know, this works, this doesn't work, and I've asked for the same thing.

You say, hey, you know, what is it that I can do to improve or something along those lines?

And, you know, it's come to the point where at times I try to avoid that may lead us getting into bed.

Because it's like a, it's only like a disappointment for me. Is it just like routine, routine, routine? Or is it when she's trying to do things she's just really, really bad? Well, that's one thing that's not really, she's not trying to do things is but it is routine it's it's the same thing over and over again um and it yeah i like to you know i like spontane i like to try

different things or whatever and uh for her it's more or less the you know the old thing i guess

it's the what it's a what thing, you know, the old thing, I guess.

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