Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 8
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. All right, Cassie. So who's in real trouble here for booking a guy's night on a |
| 0:10.0 | birthday or a wedding anniversary? Which one was it? So it was my friend's birthday and her birthday |
| 0:14.4 | was on a Saturday. And this is not me. We have birthdays very close together. But so she, |
| 0:19.7 | her birthday was on a Saturday and she had plans like with the family to celebrate |
| 0:24.2 | that night. |
| 0:24.9 | They're going to do dinner with her husband and her children. |
| 0:27.7 | And then on the Friday, she gets home and she's looking forward to hanging out with her |
| 0:32.4 | husband and finds out that he has scheduled a guy's game night that Friday night before her birthday. |
| 0:39.1 | And she's like, ah, what? |
| 0:41.0 | It is my birthday weekend. |
| 0:42.5 | I thought we were going to hang out together. |
| 0:44.7 | Weekend? |
| 0:45.9 | Yes, because this is the debate. |
| 0:48.4 | If your birthday's on a Saturday, do you get the entire weekend or do you just get the one day? |
| 1:11.4 | So she said, okay, fine then. She hired a babysitter and she goes, I'm going out with my friends to celebrate my birthday then. And she did. And she went out, she hired a sitter and went out with her friends. And the whole time her husband's like, and you know, I guess I could come hang out with you guys, she's like, no, you're NFI. You're not invited. |
| 1:13.8 | So you get to stay home and play your little game. |
| 1:07.7 | And I'm going to go out and celebrate my birthday with everybody else. So she went out on Friday night, not her birthday night. She went out the same night he did. Right. Okay. But not until after he told her he was going out. She was like, all right, screw you. |
| 1:09.2 | I'm going to get a babysitter and I'm going to go out too. |
| 1:09.8 | Okay. |
| 1:11.9 | I think people fall into one of two categories. |
| 2:02.3 | It's like you want to, you're not even comfortable celebrating your birthday, right? So you almost try to hide it. And there are others that are like, hey, you remember, in 30 days, it's my birthday. So clearly she is like, hey, celebrate me all weekend. No, that's a weird thing. She's actually one of the most selfless people I know. And her husband is like the sweetest, kindest, nicest person. So it's more like, I like to call them stupidity leaks from like the movie scream. Like stupidity leak. Like you just didn't think about it. And they already had plans to celebrate her birthday. On Saturday. Yeah, but she really, I i mean and this is what i love about this couple is they like hanging out with each other and spending time with |
| 2:06.1 | each other you despite being married and having children you know at that point you're like god |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

