Hey, the bird show.

I am gripped on this one.

How has a bottle of liquor?

How did it launch Dr. Seuss's career?

We will all find out in Abby's Yeo Gossip.

Hear ye, hear ye!

Come forth all Instagram buddies and crypto bros

for the most salacious gossip in the whole village.

Abby's done the work to bring you the old gossip.

Have you ever made one tiny bad decision and it ends up changing your entire life?

Like you're just trying to vibe and suddenly now you're the accidental founder of modern children's literature.

Well, let me tell you the story about a man named Theodore Giesel and a bottle of gin

and how Dr. Seuss was born.

Not out of creativity, not out of purpose, but out of pure, 100-proof shame.

So let's all picture it.

It's 1925, America's in prohibition.

Women have bob haircuts and everyone's horny for jazz.

The government has banned alcohol and the entire country collectively says,

okay, but like, what if we didn't?

So little Theodore is in his dorm, sipping some bathtub gin that probably tastes like a pine tree and regret.

When suddenly, bang!

Ooh!

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