The Bird Show.

You need the right words and don't want to screw it up.

Let the bird show be your texting tutor.

And we'll screw it up for you.

We call this texting tutor and we got our work cut out for us today.

This one's going to strike with Abby here a little bit.

So texting tutor is when you can't find the right words to text in a

conversation, you know it's going to be tense. So you come to us and we help you choose those words.

And this has everything to do with catching feelings with your friend with benefits.

Oh no. You were just talking about this. No. Sort of. They weren't friends with benefits.

She was a friend. This is a friend.

There's no benefits. He wants benefits. This is a friend who, yeah, he's looking for the benefits package.

And the friend is like, there is no, you're a contractor here. See, one couple has done it. The other

couple has not. Right. Okay. Well, this one is friends with benefits, except there's another issue as well that makes it more complicated.

Hey, Olivia.

Hey, what's going on?

You tell us.

All right, so how and why do you need our help for texting tutor?

All right.

So I'm in the classic Friends with Benefits situation, and I caught feelings pretty quick.

But like it started out super casual.

Like, nothing serious.

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