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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 24

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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092425 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO

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0:00.0

Ticket please. Thank you. Tickets please, madam. Sure, let me just... Oh, this jacket's got so many pockets.

0:08.4

No rush. Got it on eBay. Vintage, one of a kind. I just need your ticket, madam. Couldn't find it anywhere. Then, Tadda! eBay! Total bargain.

0:18.0

That's nice. Oh, thank you. But I still need to see your ticket.

0:22.8

Oh, yeah, sure.

0:24.8

With great deals on things you love,

0:26.8

you can't help but say when it's eBay.

0:28.8

Things people love.

0:30.2

Hello, Sweaterweather.

0:32.2

Bring on cozy duvet days,

0:34.4

crisp air and crunchy leaves.

0:37.0

Out Out is Out! And the original pumpkin spice

0:41.1

latte is in. Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors, then topped

0:48.3

with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg. Hot or iced? PSL. It's here.

0:55.4

Only at the Starbucks coffee company.

0:57.6

Subject to availability while stocks last.

1:02.2

The Bird Show.

1:03.6

So why wouldn't the buffoonery extend to after my retirement also?

1:09.3

Let me weave you a tail.

1:14.5

So yesterday after the show,

1:21.0

I have said this before here in studio also. The one thing that I'm unsettled with is these guys'

1:24.9

futures, to be honest with you. I know what I'm going to be doing, which is a whole bunch of nothing, maybe, right? But I'm unsettled with

1:27.7

lining the, and it's not my responsible to line you guys up. I understand that, but I am deeply,

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