Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 15
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief. |
| 0:05.0 | Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge. |
| 0:12.0 | Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief. |
| 0:15.0 | Boom! |
| 0:16.0 | Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time. |
| 0:27.0 | Fueling mischief with petty flu. |
| 0:30.0 | You're on the Bert show. |
| 0:33.0 | Riddle me this, Bat Woman. |
| 0:35.0 | But is it you haven't heard the rest? |
| 0:41.0 | That is very true. |
| 0:42.0 | Riddle me this bad woman. What are the three words |
| 0:48.6 | that women most want to hear from a man? I make millions. |
| 0:55.0 | Strong consideration. |
| 1:00.0 | You can retire. |
| 1:01.0 | Strong consideration. |
| 1:03.0 | It's eight inches. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm not getting a close. |
| 1:07.0 | You know what, maybe we'll make this a phone around. |
| 1:10.0 | Hold on a second. |
| 1:11.0 | 1-855 verse show. |
| 1:13.0 | Riddle me this, bad women. |
| 1:15.0 | What are the three words that women want to hear most from a man? |
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