Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, May 11, 2022
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Bird Show with Bert, Kristen, Davie and Mo. |
| 0:04.8 | Your new episodes every weekday. |
| 0:06.6 | Real funny. |
| 0:07.6 | Why not? |
| 0:08.6 | Why not in owner's manual for people? |
| 0:11.0 | You buy a new car, you get an owner's manual, you get a lawn mower, you get an owner's |
| 0:18.6 | manual. |
| 0:19.8 | Any product you get in owner's manual. |
| 0:21.6 | So the idea here is, all right, if your current in your current relationship, if you guys |
| 0:28.8 | break up, he's dying. |
| 0:29.8 | He's not breaking up. |
| 0:30.8 | He's dying. |
| 0:31.8 | He's dying. |
| 0:32.8 | He's dying. |
| 0:33.8 | He's not going to break up. |
| 0:34.8 | The only way we're going to separate is if he's dead. |
| 0:38.3 | Okay. |
| 0:39.3 | So after Kristen Killsbart, the theory is that if somebody passes away in the relationship, |
| 0:46.9 | the current, either husband or wife, leaves an owner's manual for the next person that |
| 0:52.9 | you would date or marry. |
| 0:53.9 | Is that what we're going with? |
| 0:54.9 | That's exactly what we're doing here. |
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