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Kristen and I, I mean, we are a married couple.

We are essentially a married couple.

And if you're in a relationship for any amount of time, you know that any good relationship,

any good foundational relationship is built on the euphoric feeling of you being right

and you know the person being wrong.

And Kristen's about to just find out now she's wrong.

And I am going to celebrate just because you later crossed the table that did not prove

your point.

And then we'll get back to the schedule.

Okay.

But what were we doing?

I was telling you the story about how this old man was pulling pranks on people on

the beach and I was ruining his pranks and I said, yeah, um, he was about like where you

are.

And that's how far apart we were.

And you said just as a visual for you guys, I'm like about five feet apart.

And I was like, this is not five feet.

I was like, it's more like 10.

And then that's where the argument is.

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