The Bert show

I totally forgot that I was starting this segment.

Hello, there's been a lot of moving parts because of some canceled calls so

Abby is picking up the slack bite replacing an e-bus so it's a little hectic over there. It's a little hectic over there.

It's a little hectic and...

We're gonna play the audio do mean me and my new lady.

Yes, you know what might be more hectic than this 8 a.m. segment is your relationship should this theory turn out to be true. So I was

scrolling through the interweb also known as Tik-Tok and somebody brought up a very

interesting point about something that you have previously

have confirmed to not want to do with your lady and they said from from

cheesecake girly pop on Tik-Tock I know her well we all do. We all know the great philosopher. She says that if you

don't want to do this one certain thing in your relationship it may be doomed.

It's almost fall and I have a relationship theory. Walk with me here. How serious the person you're dating is about you

directly correlates if said person takes you

to the pumpkin patch.

This also applies to apple picking, but yeah, you get the gist.

Ladies, if he brings you to a pumpkin patch, he's obsessed with you, he's in love with you,

and bonus points if he gets you the Christian Girl Autumn content.

If you're just starting to see someone and he doesn't take you to a pumpkin patch,

don't panic because like obviously you're still new.

If you're in a long-term relationship and he's not bringing you to the pumpkin patch, he hates you.

If you're seeing someone for you're kind of like in a situation ship and you know the he's it fall comes around and

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