The Bert Show

Listener Chrissy here's got some drama going out on this weekend.

She got caught shoplifting,

um, but it wasn't on her it was a friend that did it and she's wondering if she should call the friend out should she just eat this hey

Chrissy hey um thank you so much for helping me out with this because I don't know what

to do all right so you were the one that was doing the shoplifting or your friend was the one doing the shoplifting.

Yeah, so I was the one who got caught shoplifting even though I didn't actually shoplift.

My friend, ex-friend, I guess I should say, we went to the mall and there's a store that we like a lot and we both found some things and you know when you're leaving the store they do the thing where they check your they check your receipt against your bags and they opened up my handbag and I was like shocked to see

some very expensive makeup in there with the tags on and I was like freaking out because I had no idea how it got there.

So they take this book to the back.

They threatened me with arrest.

Like a nightmare, it was horrifying. And I pleaded my case and I guess like because I was so freaked out I mean I was like crying and like I really didn't know where it came from they they ended up letting us go, or letting me go, I guess,

was sort of there for what I thought was moral support.

But they took a picture and they posted it in the back,

so they, all the employees there are not allowed

to let me back in and this is a place that like I frequent or frequented so it's just

completely humiliating and this friend didn't really say much during this whole thing, you know.

So fast forward a couple days later she called me to admit that she slid the

makeup into my my handbag with purse and plan to get it out without me ever knowing about it.

So she was using you as a mule and you had no idea.

I ever thought of the word meal but yes exactly and it was like I was

completely upset and horrified and obviously like she's not my friend anymore but

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