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Before we get into the wildest things that X's said during the breakup, let me just

for a second here, apologize to Ryan at the Verizon store in Roswell for the shaky beginning

to our relationship yesterday. So I took Amanda yesterday. Finally, her phone went out on her. Her iPhone, get this, her iPhone

12. No way. Yes, her iPhone 12 finally went out. I want to be shocked, but I have a 13.

You have a 13? I know. I'm so, I'm so back. I admire that that y'all can just let all those years pass and not need the new one. They're exactly the same. Like, they never change. How do you know what you have? I don't even know what I have. You just go to the settings. Settings and then, yeah. Your system settings. Go to about. Settings, then click on your name and then scroll down a little bit. The truth of the matter is, honestly, like from the iPhone 12 to what the 16 now,

for what I use the phone for really hasn't changed all that much.

The camera is better, but there are so many things you can do with the iPhone.

I'm guessing that I use 3% of what my iPhone could do.

So the joke, when you have a 12 or a 13, compared to like the contemporary 16, it's a joke. For me, there's hardly any difference at all. I didn't even know what number we were on. And it sucks because it's got AI, so it drains the battery like that. It's terrible. She got the Pro Maxo, I think, the one with the extended battery, I know, totally hoity-to-ty. So fancy, from an iPhone 12 to a 16 Pro Mac. Well, it's been so long that since she turned in her iPhone, we basically got a free phone yesterday, free upgrades. I was about to say, they should have just gave it to you. They pretty much did, right? Should you give you the store? When we walked in there and we showed him the phone, he's like, I haven't seen one of these in years. Did he put gloves on? He's like, we need to put this behind glass as a relic in the museum. So here's why our relationship started Rocky, and it's totally and completely my fault. So I go in there. I'm sitting there with Amanda and we are now merging our

lives together, right? So in some instances, I'm on some of her plans. In some instances, she's on

some of mine. We're merging our lives together. And as far as the phone goes, they're under my name.

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