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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 11

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:34.6

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0:57.8

Conditions and exclusions apply. The virtue. So her mom is holding her siblings

1:04.5

passports hostage so they can't go on a trip with their father. Come on, man. Come on.

1:11.9

We're going to talk about like co-parenting here. I feel strongly about this without

1:16.3

even reading the email. I already have a strong opinion. Hey, virtue, I love you guys so much.

1:21.7

I'm 18 years old. I have two brothers that are 14 and 16 and our parents are divorced.

1:28.1

We live in the US and are planning to go to Cabo for spring break this March with my dad.

1:34.9

Both of my brothers need their passports renewed in order for them to go out of the country.

1:41.2

My mom has their passports right now. So she needs to give them to my dad in order for

1:46.6

my brothers to go. My mom won't give my dad the passports because he owes her something

1:52.2

else that he was supposed to give her a couple of months ago. She would not tell me what

1:57.2

that was. Well, so she's basically holding the passports for ransom. Yeah, yeah.

2:04.7

Okay. If she doesn't give my dad the passports and my brothers can't come on spring break.

2:11.9

Anyways, we're going skiing out west in a week with my mom. You got a heck of a life.

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