Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 12

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to spec savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.3	The Virt Show.
0:33.6	Denise, our listener of Denise here, is in her office right now and needs to make a decision quickly, and it's called us for our advice.
0:42.6	The question really boils down to, should I knack or should I not knack?
0:46.7	And that means narc.
0:48.1	Should I tell?
0:49.0	Hey, Denise, good morning.
0:50.2	You're on the bird show.
0:50.9	What's going on?
0:52.1	Good morning.
0:53.0	You're right.
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