Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 14
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:55.9 | The virtue. |
| 0:56.9 | Alright, parents, you should know this by now. We've been telling you for years. You |
| 1:02.1 | have leverage right now with your kids because you know us and we know Santa. |
| 1:12.4 | We call it Santa Scared Straight and if you've got a kid that's like right there in the middle |
| 1:17.6 | right now. Not on the nice, not on naughty or maybe on naughty. And you need your kid to |
| 1:23.4 | do some stuff over the next couple of weeks to get them on the nice list. You call us |
| 1:27.4 | We call Santa. So in this case, Kyler, six years old, forget a call. Kyler flips people |
| 1:36.3 | off all the time. He's six years old. Could you imagine that little six-year-old finger |
| 1:41.3 | flipping you off? And you're like, oh, that's adorable. He's also an adorable little |
| 1:45.8 | few. He calls people the B word and in A whole, he's six years old. Wow. You're not going |
| 1:53.6 | to believe what he did to the birds around his house. He egged his mom's bedroom also. |
| 2:00.6 | Come on. Egged mom's bedroom. So Kyler needed a call from Santa. |
| 2:06.1 | Hello. It's Santa calling for Kyler. One second. Kyler. Kyler. Merry Christmas. Do you |
| 2:19.8 | know who this is? Santa? You're right. Are you ready for Christmas? Yes. That's why |
| 2:26.0 | I'm calling because there's a few little boys and girls out there that I want to make |
| 2:30.7 | sure you're on the nice list, okay? Okay. But there've been a few things that you've |
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