Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 30
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's the virtue. |
| 0:02.2 | It's eventually going to happen as a parent for sure that your kids are going to hit you |
| 0:06.0 | with a question that you're just going to panic about, panic, because you should have |
| 0:10.4 | all the answers. |
| 0:11.4 | You're the parent, right? |
| 0:12.4 | And you don't know this yet, but you're allowed to put things on pause and circle back |
| 0:15.7 | later. |
| 0:16.7 | That's like one or two kids, right? |
| 0:19.4 | Teachers all the time are probably getting these, right? |
| 0:22.3 | Where kids in class are asking questions and teachers are sort of panic, like how do |
| 0:26.6 | I answer this? |
| 0:27.6 | Okay. |
| 0:28.6 | This is the sweetest thing ever here. |
| 0:29.6 | Let's start off sweet, but it ends sweet. |
| 0:59.6 | So nice, but I still don't understand why we need to spell that word. |
| 1:05.8 | And he said, well, like, there's so much like happiness in our house right now. |
| 1:09.8 | And I know how to spell hap, but I don't know how to spell penis. |
| 1:13.4 | I just, that's the peak. |
| 1:15.4 | That's the peak teacher. |
| 1:16.4 | Would you? |
| 1:17.4 | Would you? |
| 1:18.4 | Oh, you can't spell happiness without penis. |
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