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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 16, 2023

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0

The Birt Show. The internet makes it very difficult to have any kind of past or any kind of

0:07.2

secret whatsoever if you dig enough. Correct? Correct. You can pretty much Google anything

0:13.2

about anybody if you try hard enough. It's available. Which makes us turn to our intern

0:18.9

Mikey who has really done a great job on the Birt Show and has not only provided a lot

0:26.4

of content, but today, today, I think we hit the motherload. Do you know why you're in here

0:32.9

today? Yeah, I figured it out. How is it? This is your last week of your internship and we

0:40.8

are just now finding out this little tidbit of information. Oh, y'all are killing me.

0:45.2

I've been drowning in anxiety for a while. So Mikey here is a SoundCloud rapper. Oh, what

0:54.6

now? He's SoundCloud rapper. Oh, Mikey, all your fellow interns are gathered. Look at the

1:04.2

support up. Look at the support you're getting from all of your fellow interns right there.

1:08.2

Just really joined it through me under the stupid bus. Do they came running in here yesterday

1:14.1

and they're like, they like close the, um, our door, uh, and they're like, all excited.

1:19.1

Like, ah, you guys aren't going to leave this. Mikey has 50 songs on SoundCloud. 50? I find

1:26.2

album 55 song. Five albums. Yeah. What? Can I explain what this is? I think so. I'm not trying

1:35.7

to defend it. It's as bad as you could possibly imagine. But here's what it is. I would make

1:40.9

a beat, a stupid little beat on grudge band. And I'd give myself one chance to freestyle over it.

1:46.2

And then I forced myself to post it on SoundCloud. And it was just something for me. I was having fun

1:52.2

and look what happens. Mikey, you know, you can put those tracks on private. Well, they were

1:57.0

some idiot convinced me to put it on public. I'm dumb. This is all a nightmare. Okay. So how old were

2:04.6

you when this started? I was probably sophomore in high school. I did it for like four months and

2:10.2

I retired. So you were 15. Yes. So these are your sound SoundCloud raps from when you were 15

2:20.7

years old. That's right. Do we have the originals? How are we going to lie these up here, Tommy?

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