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The Bert Show

Full Show - PT 2: Wednesday, April 27, 2022

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0

It's the birch show with Bert, Kristen, Davy and Moe.

0:04.1

Here are new episodes every weekday.

0:05.8

Real funny.

0:06.8

Davy's theory stems from one video that has gone viral.

0:12.7

It's the same video we talked about a few days ago that just made Kristen cringe so badly

0:19.0

that she's seen probably a hundred times and the last person to send it took the wrath,

0:25.8

which was me.

0:27.3

And it was this audio we played.

0:29.1

You have little kids for four years and if you miss it, it's done.

0:33.5

That's it.

0:35.0

So you gotta know that.

0:36.7

It's, you know, lots of things in life.

0:38.5

You don't get to do more than once.

0:40.7

Now, I've obviously been able to have more than one child, but all I'm saying is that

0:45.4

period between zero and four, zero and five, there's something about it that's really,

0:50.3

it's like a peak experience in life and it's much of your life.

0:55.3

You know, because you think of it as a long time.

0:57.1

It's not that long.

0:58.1

It's four years, those fights so fast you can't believe it.

1:00.5

And if you miss it, it's gone.

1:03.8

So you miss it out your peril and you don't get it back.

1:07.3

Now there are two things to focus on here.

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