The Bert Show.

So, Christy is dating a guy that wears a wedding ring, but he isn't married.

Is it shady or not?

We'll get to it here in just a couple of seconds.

I think I say this all the time now.

Every day when I'm online I probably ask myself one or two times

what the f is wrong with people? One or two you mean like one or two hundred times?

Seriously do you guys hear about this woman, uh, Thanksgiving weekend that couldn't make it back to the bathroom on her flight?

I watched the video. I didn't even see the video, I couldn't even watch it. Couldn't make it back to the bathroom. I don't know if they were going up,

going down, whatever, but the flight attendant's like, hey, you can't go to the bathroom

right now. She's like, I really got to go. And flight attendant is like,

I can't, no, you're not allowed to go now. She's like, all right, so I'll just go right here.

And you saw the video. She pulled down her pants, starts peeing in the aisle, right?

Well, no, she didn't start doing anything, but she pulled down her, her pants, pulled down her underwear,

started squatting right there in the aisle, and everybody's like, no, no, no, no, no.

And then she pulled it back up and then somebody's like, there's kids on the flight and she's like, if you're good.

Oh, wow. Here's the audio. kids on the flight and she's like if you're good.

Oh wow.

Here's the audio.

Sorry everybody.

Are you serious?

Oh, who's what the minute?

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