It's the Virch Show.

Tracy, does this woman have a name?

Her name is Crystal.

Crystal.

Crystal's got a dilemma.

And what we like to do when we have listeners with dilemmas is we let them come on the air and tell their dilemma and then people call up and half the callers say yes and the other half say no.

And then the person gets off the phone and they're in the same

exact place as they were when they call this but we get to fill 20 minutes or 30 minutes of radio

time so crystal gets to do that today hey crystal hi hey how are you guys we are well and how are

things in your house well things are a little um things are great um um i have a five

year old who's starting kindergarten next week okay that's a big deal when they go to their first day a

it is it is and um we need to pick out a first day of school outfit.

We have orientation tomorrow for him, you know,

for the teachers and the kids, but he needs a first day of school

outfit. And so

that's fine, but he

wants to wear his

favorite t-shirt,

which is hand me down from his big sister.

And it's a black t-shirt, which is hand me down from his big sister. And it's a black t-shirt with a sparkly word on it that says princess.

And this is his favorite t-shirt?

It's his favorite.

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