The Bird Show.

Sometimes the universe gives you wins and losses all within the same 15 minutes,

and I had that yesterday, man.

Cinco de Mayo, man, my Cinco de Mayo's now look very different than they did back in the day.

I can't think of the last, I mean, back in the day was go to a bar, go to Mexico,

to make sense, go to bar, tequila, tequila, tequila, hungover, okay?

Those days are over now. So, Amanda and her son, Aza, who's four years old, and I went to El Azteca yesterday,

celebrate Cinco de Mayo, have ourselves a good Mexican traditional Mexican meal.

So we go over there, and as I walk in, the hostess goes, wait a second, wait a second, I know you.

And I'm like, yeah, hi.

And she's like, aren't you the Bert's Big Adventure guy?

Aw.

Which I thought was so awesome.

That is awesome.

I wasn't Bert Show Bird.

I was Bert's Big Adventure guy, which means so much more, right?

So I was really feeling great about that. And then we get done with our meal and, you know, Ace is four years old,

so he's done in 15 minutes. So there's a mechanical bull right outside in the parking lot,

right? But they have it. It's like a kid's mechanical bull. So they'll go really slow. And he's eyeing

the thing. Talks to the Sandy Springs, police department that were there also says hey to them and then decides he's got the guts

to go on the mechanical bull so I'm like I'll go over there with you man so we both take our shoes

off we get up on top of the thing I get on just the inflatable part and he gets on the bull and he

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