Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 13
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. So this is a weird time for us to do the |
| 0:03.5 | bird show because a lot of kids are out of school and we're not sure if they're in |
| 0:07.0 | the car with you at this time or not. So usually we do the more adult stuff later on in |
| 0:12.5 | the show because kids are in school. |
| 0:14.1 | Well, this is still the second half of the show, which is why schedule here, but you still |
| 0:18.1 | think it needs to be a little bit later. Just to make sure because everybody schedules |
| 0:20.7 | kind of story right now. So we're going to handle this as delicately as we can. We're going |
| 0:25.5 | to say adult toys. You adults will know what we're talking about there. Kids, it's just |
| 0:30.9 | a different game of scrabble that adults play. It's an adult toy. |
| 0:35.4 | All right. Um, because Katie here finds herself in a very delicate situation going on in |
| 0:44.0 | her house right now. |
| 0:45.4 | Is it delicate or just hella awkward? Hella awkward. And I don't know what to do because |
| 0:53.5 | I told Maud this during our podcast in the moment and I brought it to him and he didn't |
| 0:58.5 | really give me the best solution. So I thought, what's wrong with it? |
| 1:01.6 | Okay. |
| 1:02.6 | So, um, oh wow. Where do I start? What had happened was, right? My mom was in town. And |
| 1:09.9 | when she came into town, I knew that she was going to be staying in my room. And because |
| 1:14.9 | of that, I took out my toys out of my closet and then just hid them somewhere else. |
| 1:21.6 | Are they in what I like to call the bed box or are there a drawer? Is it a shelf? |
| 1:28.6 | It's, it's a bag. It's a bag. It's like open bagging. It's very exposed. |
| 1:33.9 | It's like a croger bag. |
| 1:36.3 | Shopping bag. |
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