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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 23

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

I would like to bring you guys in for just a couple of minutes to my morbid way of thinking.

0:07.0

Okay?

0:09.0

I've said before on the show, there is nothing more motivating to me than death.

0:16.0

Nothing will make me have perspective on life

0:20.3

than when somebody around me passes away, somebody that I'm close to.

0:24.4

I think when you're younger, you think, hey, this is going to last forever.

0:28.2

You never even think about it, right?

0:30.2

And get my age, start thinking, oh, there's more years on that side than there are on this

0:34.8

side so get it together man and I am a big fan of YOLO so long as you're not

0:40.6

exhausting yourself like I do really think you only live once man so if you

0:45.5

have a goal set in mind of when you're going to pass right and you do the math on it, you start to take a look at those

0:55.2

hours and those minutes and those days a little bit more seriously.

0:59.2

They become more precious.

1:00.4

Totally become more precious.

1:02.4

So I would like us to all do something this morning. I sent you an email

1:05.7

earlier this morning. No. Like this thing is not an accurate science I assure you.

1:10.8

It is a website death clock.org.

1:15.0

Oh, okay.

1:17.0

Go to it.

1:18.0

Really quick before we click on this link that you have emailed us and said very prominently in the subject title don't open till on error or you will die

1:29.3

How did you come across death clock? Well, what a wonderful question. So I was reading a book a

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