Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 10
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and |
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| 0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things |
| 0:35.3 | I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My |
| 0:42.7 | only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat, |
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| 0:59.5 | Get it, the virtual. Two friends get ghosted by two different guys on New Year's Eve. |
| 1:06.5 | So, hey, why don't we just do the switcheroo? You're not really into me? Well, maybe you're |
| 1:12.0 | into my friend and vice versa. That's really what we're trying to work with here this |
| 1:15.0 | morning. Basically. The old switcheroo. Which I just don't know how that can happen. |
| 1:23.6 | It's possible, but not likely. Well, throw it out there and see if we get any calls. |
| 1:28.2 | You switch guys and it worked or you switch girls and it worked. You realize you and your |
| 1:33.9 | friend were dating people, but they were better suited for the other person. So you switched. |
| 1:39.9 | One, eight, five, five, virtual. We can try that. All right, Elizabeth. So you and your friend |
| 1:44.1 | meet these two dudes on New Year's Eve. You all are hanging out. Feels like you guys are |
| 1:49.0 | all vibing, but there has been nothing. No text between any of you guys. You and the dude, |
| 1:57.1 | your friend and his friend, nothing for the last 10 days, right? |
| 2:01.4 | That's right. Yeah. So you're thinking, well, I was kind of like digging on my friends |
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