The Bird Show.

All right, so I get this email yesterday in a sea of incredibly great emails that I got regarding religion and how to handle it with my son.

The one email that stood out more than any was the subject line, pray in exchange for play.

And I open that one up right away.

Of course.

Where's the, where's the music?

For what?

The Antichrist.

And it was from a listener named Buddy.

Buddy?

Buddy.

You already got a soundtrack, buddy.

Hey, buddy.

How are you guys doing?

Good.

How are you this morning?

You were listening yesterday? Yep, indeed. Okay, heard us talking about the whole religion thing, and my wife and I, and finally me agreeing to go to church twice out of every four weeks. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Tell your story. Well, as you guys know guys know in relationships you oftentimes have to make

a little agreements and you know have to acquiesce to the person's needs and desires and so we

found a way to kind of work it out she wanted me to go to church more often and said ultimately

she just gave me an ultimatum she said if you know you don't go to church with me then

you don't have sex with me so it on sunday or no no no the rest of the week the whole week if i don't

if i don't go to church with her on sunday we can't have sex for the entire week she will completely

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