The Bert Show.

She has never liked her best friend's husband.

Never, never, never.

And she thinks he's kind of skeezy.

So she wanted us to test him with the War of the Roses, which we did.

And we got results for her here in just one second to see if he's cheating or not.

But Tommy yesterday reminded me of something I've wanted to talk about for a couple of weeks now.

And this hasn't been an uptick the last month or two.

This has been a slow burn now.

And I think we got to address it.

Before you hit the horn, can you ask yourself if it's really a situation that you need to hit your car horn on.

It happened again yesterday.

I just feel like there's been this uptick.

Have you guys noticed that people are just more impatient in traffic now?

And the honking over like you just not going from red to green immediately gets a honk now.

I do a three count.

If I'm sitting at a red light behind somebody and it turns green, I go one, two, three.

And if they haven't started moving, that's when I do a little, do a little beep, do a little beep.

You know what that is?

That is the reaction of a sane person.

Tell my husband that. The overhitting of the horn, though, seems to me like, it's almost like New York City around

here now, man.

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