Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 8
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | the virtue of kudos to the American Airlines pilot that's getting some attention for his |
| 0:06.5 | brutal honesty to his passengers. God bless you. |
| 0:30.0 | The pilot calling most people selfish and rude to be respectful to your flight attendants |
| 0:51.6 | and clearly gives you direction for the middle seat. |
| 0:55.1 | You get both the armrest. What a gift. I know. I'm a Delta Airlines guy, but this guy, |
| 1:00.4 | kudos to you, American Airlines pilot. So yeah, I think there's this shady already. The best friend |
| 1:05.8 | boyfriend hanging out behind her back and she's wondering, is this cool or not? No, it's not. |
| 1:10.4 | About a month ago, something weird happened that's been really bugging me. I found out that my |
| 1:15.1 | boyfriend and best friend were hanging out without me. Neither of them told me about this meet-up |
| 1:20.4 | and I only found out because I went to drop something off at her place and saw his car there. |
| 1:24.8 | Oh my god, so many red flags. I should have confronted them right then and gone to the door, |
| 1:30.0 | but a kind of panic didn't say anything about it until the next day. I just bluntly sent them a |
| 1:34.8 | text and neither responded to the text. About 10 minutes later, my best friend called me and said |
| 1:40.8 | they were planning a surprise party for my birthday. That actually popped into my head that they |
| 1:44.9 | were in cahoots to do something special for me too. I thought engagement though maybe. Yeah, |
| 1:49.6 | things so positively. I was thinking this dude just a really quick thinker, honey. |
| 1:55.6 | She writes, I still wasn't sure if I should believe that, but since neither has ever done anything |
| 2:00.3 | weird to me before, I decided to trust them and let it go. That was always got to be a first. |
| 2:05.8 | And it's right in front of you. However, fast forward to my birthday and there was |
| 2:10.8 | no party. No mention of it. Nothing. I brought it up to them asking what had happened to this |
| 2:15.5 | quote-unquote surprise party that they were planning. And he said that after I found out about it, |
| 2:20.2 | they decided to call it off. Thinking the surprise was ruined. Wow. So what do you think? Were they |
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