Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 6
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2024
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Families need looking at... |
| 0:02.0 | See my headphones? |
| 0:03.0 | Kitchen table! |
| 0:04.0 | What was they saying? |
| 0:05.0 | Mam, I can't find Mr. Ted. |
| 0:07.0 | Under your bed. |
| 0:08.0 | Anyway. |
| 0:09.0 | Made you some tea love. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, you're a gem. |
| 0:12.0 | As I was saying, families need looking after. That's why I'm one of the millions of people covered by Aviva life insurance. |
| 0:19.0 | Mm! Helping you put the pieces together to protect you all of ones. It takes a Viva. |
| 0:25.0 | Search a Viva life insurance. Terms and conditions apply. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, the Bird Show. |
| 0:34.0 | So mad on my flight home yesterday from New York City, |
| 0:38.0 | it's somebody that I don't even know, right? |
| 0:42.0 | Somebody in my row was farting so bad, so bad, it was so intrusive, that I was getting mad. Well maybe they had an upset |
| 0:55.8 | tum-tum and they couldn't help it. Well even if that's the case all right go to |
| 1:00.4 | the bathroom if it's that bad. Like you know the smell of your own gas correct? |
| 1:04.4 | You said you know the smell of your own gas christen because you actually like it. |
| 1:07.8 | Well it depends if it's like yeah if I haven't eaten anything that's going to be like |
| 1:11.6 | grossly upsetting it then yes I don't I don't |
| 1:13.9 | mind my own smell this was so intrusive though and I'm sure it was the guy to my |
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