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The Bert Show

Full Show - PT 2: Tuesday, April 26, 2022

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0

It's the bird show with Bert, Kristen, Davie and Moe.

0:04.1

Your new episodes every weekday, real funny.

0:06.6

Look, my advice because nobody is asking is right after your divorce, man, that first

0:11.4

date set zero expectations.

0:13.6

This is just to get you back in the dating game.

0:17.6

That's it because you're going to be nervous, right?

0:21.2

You're not going to be yourself, which is kind of the case on any date anyway.

0:24.8

But if you've been married a while, man, I was married in the same one over 20 years

0:28.6

before I went out my first date.

0:30.4

So it was just like, I don't even remember how to do this.

0:35.3

Really?

0:36.3

But you know, it's not, you're just not going to be yourself.

0:38.7

You're going to be so incredibly anxious about it.

0:42.5

And that's what Bethany was just telling us a couple of minutes ago because she goes

0:45.3

out with this dude after being divorced.

0:48.0

It's her first date and she thought it went great and dude hasn't hit her back at all,

0:52.9

which is it's deflating after your first date.

0:56.3

Here nothing.

0:57.4

Yeah.

0:58.4

And especially it wasn't like a random on any kind of like dating app.

1:05.0

It's a friend who set her up and she asked the friend about it and the friends being like

1:09.5

elusive and not disclosing information.

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