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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 1

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:00.0

The things kids do, eh? Sitting too close to the TV, dodging homework, reading with one

0:04.7

eyes shut like a pirate. But those are signs that perhaps you should pop into Spexavers and get their eyes

0:09.4

tested. Book your kids an appointment at Spexavers today for a free eye test and free glasses.

0:15.0

Sadly there's nothing we can do about the nose picking, losing just one sock, saying why,

0:20.0

saying why again and again.

0:22.0

Free kids glasses with under 16th NHS optical voucher,

0:25.0

kids 65 pounds and teens 90 pound glasses only.

0:28.1

See online are in store for details.

0:30.5

This episode is brought to you by Kraken.

0:33.0

Krypto is like the financial system, but different.

0:36.0

It doesn't care where you come from,

0:38.0

what you look like, your credit score,

0:40.0

or your outrageous food delivery habits.

0:43.0

crypto is financed for everyone, everywhere, all the time.

0:47.0

Visit Krakon.com slash see what crypto can be.

0:51.0

To learn more, don't invest in as you're prepared to lose all the money

0:54.9

you invest. This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong.

1:00.4

Listen, it's the Burt show.

1:02.4

All right, let's get Janet on here because she's getting married to a guy that has a 14-year-old

1:08.5

daughter who's not the greatest role model for her own 12 year old daughter and she's asking for

1:16.1

advice on exactly how to handle that this is a tough one here. Hey Janet good

1:19.7

morning. Good. Okay do tell. Well I mean like you said I'm getting married and I'm so madly in love with him I am so excited we've been together for two years and

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