Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 16

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.
0:05.0	Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.
0:12.0	Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.
0:15.0	Boom!
0:16.0	Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.
0:27.0	Fueling mischief with petty flu.
0:30.0	You know, finding your best summer shouldn't be so hard.
0:35.0	Scan your next Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and play for a chance to grab your pass to summer's biggest events,
0:40.0	including music festivals, the Away for Euro 2024,
0:43.0	and the Olympic Games Paris 2024.
0:45.0	GB 18-plus-only
0:47.0	formation ends 19th of May.
0:48.0	For four seasons sees, visit coke.
0:49.0	dot UK.
0:50.0	slash app slash summer 2024.
0:51.0	The Bert Show.
0:52.0	Look, when someone lies to you, it hurts.
0:54.0	Really, really hurts.
0:55.0	But when it's your own mom or dad, whohoo, that stings a little bit different.
1:00.0	My mother is a liar.
1:02.0	Hey, I'm K. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. She is, she is. So it was, I think it was about last week that I told you all the story. Bert, you missed out on this one. so I was talking about how Mo likes to
1:13.7	make me relive my childhood trauma and there's certain things that within
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