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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 1

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bird Show

0:01.5

A couple of weeks ago was at least a partially heartwarming story when Mikey and his

0:07.3

girlfriend adopted a dog.

0:08.9

You weren't really down with it, but, you know, she really wanted this dog badly.

0:15.7

And Mikey wasn't necessarily on board, but you did it with loving arms.

0:20.1

And now this thing might be taking a tragic turn.

0:22.8

Before we even get into the dog, I just got to say, God bless her, my girlfriend has had

0:27.5

one of the roughest months ever.

0:29.9

She crashed her car.

0:31.6

Oh, no.

0:32.1

She got her identity stolen.

0:34.5

She got scammed at least twice trying to get jobs.

0:39.4

She got rejected from a job for what she is overqualified. And this is currently current. Just went to her car to go to work. Cars booted.

0:47.7

Oh, no. That girl can't catch a break this one. On top of all of that, we just found out

0:53.6

little Reggie might be dying.

0:56.2

Oh, no.

0:56.8

The dog you literally just, so people know it's an elder dog.

1:00.5

It's a senior dog.

1:01.5

So three weeks ago, we went to Nashville.

1:04.4

One of her coworkers knew a family that was giving away a dog.

1:09.1

She told me it was an 8-year-old dog.

1:11.0

Turns out it was an 11-year-old dog.

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