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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 28

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:29.6

Listen, it's the Bird Show. Maybe it's time to tweak our thinking when it comes to the history of spring break,

0:38.0

what it was, compared to what it is, right?

0:42.0

Back in the day, told you guys before, I remember being on the beach,

0:46.2

just spontaneously running into MTV Spring Break on the beach in Hawaii one year.

0:52.3

Thousands, tens of thousands of students doing stupid, unspeakable things to each other.

0:59.0

Right on the beach, man.

1:02.0

I mean it was wild anything went. Those are the reasons why different cities now are closing of spring breakers. This is too crazy.

1:10.0

Messy Mikey, we sent him down on spring spring break and he says not what you think anymore.

1:14.0

Yeah you guys had this fantasy vision of what I'm supposed to see stage concerts people on the

1:20.0

beach doing beer bongs. I'll tell you what I found I found a bunch of old

1:23.6

crotchety whites that's all I could come across up there old crotchety whites

1:29.2

that's all they had out there and if I had a softball team, that's it, right?

1:34.0

That's the name of my softball team.

1:37.0

I walked miles with that beach, nothing but old crotchety whites for as far as the I could see and I'll tell you one thing

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