Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, June 2, 2022
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the birch show with bird Kristen Davy and Moe here new episodes every weekday real funny. |
| 0:06.6 | All right, Davy had her husband come to her rescue, but it involved yelling at a child. |
| 0:12.4 | And now she's pretty sure the parents think that she and her husband are a holes. |
| 0:16.6 | Okay, what happened and we will decide. |
| 0:19.8 | You know, everybody says it takes a village to raise a child. |
| 0:25.2 | And like if they're acting up, are you allowed to say anything? |
| 0:30.1 | I think no, because Kristen, you were like, it's my village. |
| 0:34.1 | I have to invite you. |
| 0:35.1 | My village that I invited. |
| 0:36.5 | It can't just be random people in the doctor's office lobby, which, you know, my husband does |
| 0:41.6 | not agree. |
| 0:42.6 | So, and especially in a pandemic. |
| 0:45.6 | And you know, most kids aren't wearing face masks, like, you know, some of them are and |
| 0:49.8 | it, you know, some of them aren't. |
| 0:51.3 | It's odd because we were in this chiropractor lobby and we're sitting next to this little, |
| 0:56.9 | like, there's all these chairs and everybody's kind of spaced out, but there's a table next |
| 1:01.1 | to us that has like busy beads underneath the table and then candy on top. |
| 1:06.6 | And this family comes in and my god, it was a mom and a dad with masks and then just |
| 1:12.1 | like baby ducklings, just like child, child, child kept coming through the door and we were |
| 1:18.8 | like, how many children do they have? |
| 1:21.8 | They must have the biggest van to all get here at once they own a bus. |
| 1:25.7 | So it was just so many kids and it was pandemonium. |
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