Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 24
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. We have made the offer to you guys. Look, something happened to you, |
| 0:05.4 | but you don't know how to put the right, convey the right message in either a review or call |
| 0:13.2 | somebody or send an email to make a complaint. So we have offered up Abby, who right now is in |
| 0:19.7 | training to be a Karen. |
| 0:21.5 | Karen, she's a Karen, brazen and Caucasian and a little out of touch. |
| 0:29.2 | Karen, thanks for sharing, Karen, Karen, I'm declaring that you're caring way too much. |
| 0:35.3 | The glaring and the staring and the overbearing swearing and you're caring. |
| 0:39.8 | Caring a little too much. |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah, I have a lot of repressed white woman anger and it's not typically used for good. |
| 0:47.5 | So I'm going to use my powers to help our listener who needs help from me. |
| 0:52.9 | Now, Kristen, are you reading this email or am I reading this email? |
| 0:55.0 | I'm going to read the email that we got sent asking specifically for help and needs Abby's |
| 1:01.2 | expertise. |
| 1:02.3 | I purchased a rebuilt car from a dealership with an odd smell. |
| 1:06.2 | It was full or five gallons worth of mice nest. |
| 1:11.5 | The car was detailed three times once by the dealership before the problem was handled. |
| 1:15.8 | Then they made me feel guilty for asking them to pay for the detail that I had someone else do that uncovered the problem. |
| 1:22.1 | They also soaked something under the driver's seat in essential oils to cover up the smell, Casey. |
| 1:27.4 | So she obviously wants to write a Karen letter to the dealership complaining about the mice infestation |
| 1:33.4 | and that the fact that they're making her pay to fix it. |
| 1:35.7 | So we say rent to Karen, here you are. |
| 1:37.4 | The situation must be rectified and so it shall. |
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