The Bird Show.

Gotta get Bert Show listener Mark on the phone.

Hey, Mark.

Hey, guys.

How are you doing, man?

Well, I'm in a bit of a pickle, you might say.

Mark's been a bad, bad, bad boy.

All right.

Yeah.

What happened?

Bring it.

Well, basically, I have a long, well, basically ex-girlfriend at this point we dated for uh got two

and a half years or so and head down the old marriage path and we got a condo and we got a car

which is in her name because i have, you know, student loaned, a little

screwy credit that I used to go to work with every single day and we're not together now.

And she's got my car hostage.

Hold on a second. You're missing a couple of things here. All right. I read the email, my friend. You are telling a story like a guilty guy. Yada, yada, yada, yada. We broke up. Yada, yada, yada. You screwed around on her. Yeah. He's like, yeah. Yeah. An important piece of the puzzle because... But she's holding my car hostage. Yeah, I've got to go to work, and I have stuff I need for work in the car. She will not let me use the car. She won't let me talk to her to get the car. Stop for a second. Stop for a second. Another thing that I do have to point out is the fact that since you had shoddy credit,

that she helped you out by getting the car using her name and her credit to get it.

Yeah, but I didn't screw up her credit.

I paid, I have paid every single month for 18 months already and haven't missed the payment.

How much money have you invested in this car already?

$11,000.

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