Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 10, 2023
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We get these calls, we get these e-mails all the time. |
| 0:05.0 | Bert, so where can I meet nice guys? |
| 0:07.0 | Where can I meet guys? |
| 0:09.0 | Haven't had any luck at the jail? |
| 0:11.0 | Try church, it's not working there either. |
| 0:13.0 | Where are the guys? |
| 0:17.0 | Wow, you really channeled that one, didn't you? |
| 0:19.0 | It's up with her, do you mean you? |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, they're pretty deep. |
| 0:22.0 | It's jail. |
| 0:24.0 | That's where they are. |
| 0:26.0 | We found that out a couple of days ago. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, it turns out jail is the best place to find your next boyfriend |
| 0:31.0 | because on TikTok all these videos are going viral of these guys |
| 0:35.0 | imprisoned in literal like maximum security facilities. |
| 0:39.0 | They're pitching themselves on the internet to become pin pals |
| 0:42.0 | with other single women or men out there. |
| 0:45.0 | But I can change. |
| 0:49.0 | He made one mistake. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, when he gets out in 2036 maybe. |
| 0:53.0 | He robbed one bank, he's so misunderstood. |
| 0:57.0 | But you know what, some of them actually sound a lot better |
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