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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Okay, can we talk about how confusing weight loss has become? Like one minute, it's carbs are bad,

0:23.5

and then the next it's, no, actually carbs are fine, but only if you walk 10,000 steps and drink a green juice, and honestly, it's just a lot. And then even if you do lose the weight, keeping it off is a whole different story. If you're struggling and want something that fits your real life, hers can help. It's designed to support you in reaching your goals in a way that actually fits your life. That's why weight loss by hers is getting so much attention right now.

0:23.5

Hers connects you your life. That's why weight loss by Hers is getting so much attention right now. Hers connects to you with licensed medical providers who create doctor-developed treatment plans tailored to you.

0:28.8

They offer access to an affordable range of FDA-approved GLP-1 medications, including the Wagobe pill and the Wagobe pen.

0:36.1

It helps regulate your appetite so you eat less

0:38.2

and keep the weight off. If you're ready to reach your goals and want to try something new, visit forehers.com slash Burt to get personalized affordable care that gets you. That's F-O-H-R-H-H-E-R-S.com slash Burt. For-HERS.com slash Burt. Wayless by HERS is not available in all 50 states Wagovi is the registered trademark of Novo Nordisk A-slash-S to get started and learn more,

0:55.5

including important safety information, Wagobe is a registered trademark of Novo Nordisk A-S-S-S.

0:54.6

Get started and learn more, including important safety information.

0:56.8

Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit borehurs.com. The Birch Show. All right, I got a question for you guys. Let's say we're doing a Burt Show Guinness Book of World's Records here, okay? Okay. I want to find the listener with the least amount of time from getting your driver's license

1:14.8

to your first accident.

1:16.1

Oh.

1:17.1

Oh.

1:18.1

I'm 404-741 Q100.

1:20.3

I've got a friend of a friend of mine.

1:22.2

16 years old.

1:23.3

You guys remember this time, right?

1:24.5

You're going from your permit to your driver's license.

1:26.8

You're all stressed out at school because all your friends have passed and you're going from your permit to your driver's license you're all

1:27.6

stressed out at school because all your friends have passed and you're like the last one same

1:31.6

situation so she goes and she gets her driver's license on tuesday and passes with flying colors

1:37.6

yeah she has some problems with the parallel parking but you know she scores well enough and she gets

1:42.1

her driver's license on tuesday saturday she drives for the very first time by herself. And she drives the car off the road. Oh, no. Totally off panics and drives the car off the road into a ditch. So four days would be our starting point. Oh, I'm sure you can find somebody that can be bad.

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