Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:39.4 | All right, Christina here thought she was doing a great thing. She knew Mother's Day was this weekend. So she sends Mom out a package early, so it's there on Sunday. Perfect. Sounds great. Yeah, thought ahead. Then forget Mom. Very good. Starts to panic a little bit. Hey, Christina, good morning. Good morning. How are you? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. This has the potential to be an awful mother's day. It really does, and I have no idea what to do. I'm freaking out a little bit. Why'd you send her? And we're going to have to, let me just say this too. Yeah. We're going to have to handle this very delicately. So let's pick and choose our words very carefully because it's before 8.30. |
| 0:40.3 | Okay. |
| 0:40.9 | Okay. |
| 0:43.1 | Here's the story. |
| 0:46.2 | So I was visiting my parents. |
| 0:50.3 | They live in St. Louis, visiting them a couple months ago. |
| 0:57.6 | And I thought ahead because I've been wanting to do this for many years for my mom, |
| 1:04.2 | but this was the year that finally, you know, I was like, okay, I want to do it. She has VHS tapes, |
| 1:10.5 | like tons of VHS tapes of, you know, like family gatherings and family moments. And I thought, okay, I'm going to get all of her VHS days, |
| 1:13.8 | and I'm going to take them to get converted to DVD. |
| 1:18.1 | Sweet. |
| 1:19.1 | Yeah, I mean, you know, no one uses VHS days anymore except my mom. |
| 1:23.2 | And so anyways, I went to this company that's right by their house, actually, and asked the people there. |
| 1:33.2 | I mean, I had gathered so many VHS. |
| 1:35.5 | They had them everywhere. |
| 1:36.8 | I mean, her place is a mess. |
| 1:38.0 | But I gathered all of these VHS tapes, take them to this place, and I ask them to do, you know, to convert them to |
| 1:46.5 | TVD and to maybe do like, like edit a little montage or something that would be good for |
| 1:52.8 | her for Mother's Day. |
| 1:54.3 | Awesome idea. |
| 1:55.1 | Great, right? |
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