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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Monday, October 9

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0

The virtue. Do you need one hundred dollars? Do you want one hundred dollars?

0:05.4

Well, I have one hundred dollars for you. All I ask for in exchange is your deepest darkest secret because the truth will set you free

0:14.4

One eight five five virtue eight five five two three seven eight seven four six as a democracy here

0:20.9

So when you call us up and you share your deep dark secret

0:25.5

Myself Mo and Abby will decide if we will bestow you one hundred dollars also make sure it's legal. Don't confess any crimes

0:32.4

Yeah, there's that we ain't gonna bill you out of jail. I mean as long as it's like a it's a silly crime

0:40.5

Just put the issue crime. Are you getting eight five five two three seven eight seven four six before we get to your phone calls

0:47.6

A poll was conducted of quite a few people and found the rudest thing you can do on an airplane

0:54.9

All right, and so I'm gonna have you guys see if you can guess the number one answer the site sky scanner

0:59.5

Did a poll on airplane etiquette asked 2,000 Americans the various activities they find annoying

1:07.3

any

1:08.5

guesses and we've all done

1:10.5

You know plenty of flying any guesses as to what you think the most annoying habit is on a plane

1:17.4

Oh, I think I know what this is I think the top one is probably leaning your seat back in coach that came in at number five

1:23.2

Oh, okay, we're climbing your seat which but I mean what it's because I'm tall. I know it's like it's and and then

1:29.9

Sometimes they realize that it's not going back because it's banging my knee and they just keep this. Yeah, it's the worst

1:34.8

You don't need to read that that did coming at number five. Um fart for me. That's the worst thing you could do

1:39.3

What about if you're in the middle seat if the two people next to you steal your armrest hogging both armrest came in at six

1:45.9

It's not even on a list. No, mm-hmm. Wow. I got one. What stinky food?

1:51.7

That's on there. Oh, it's amazing how all these things happen to me on both my flights

1:56.2

Taking your shoes off. All right, so taking your shoes off that taking your shoes and socks off came in at number four

2:02.4

You guys still haven't hit the the top three is crying baby on there mm-hmm

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