The Ferture, we're not lying brand new Mercedes Benz from RBM of Alphoretta for only $100.

This is how we do our Burt's Big Adventure raffle each and every year in RBM of Alphoret

is cool enough to give us like a brand new Mercedes.

All you got to do is buy a raffle ticket for a hundred bucks and you can win that thing

and you got a really good chance of winning.

We're only selling $2,500.

Hey, I have a request.

If we sell out, can I shoot you in the butt with a confetti cannon?

Ooh, let's do it even if we don't sell out.

Kind of weird kink is this fetish.

What?

Because we have confetti cannons to shoot off.

If we sell out and we go past that $1 million mark for Burt's Big Adventure because RBM

of Alphoretta has the potential to collect $1 million for Burt's Big Adventure courtesy

of this raffle.

So if we sell out, I want to shoot you in the butt with a confetti cannon.

Okay.

If that motivates anybody to give us $100, fine.

Well, the kids should motivate you, not confetti.

Right.

This is more for you than them, but if that's what's going to get you to pay the $100, great

and satisfy one of her kinks, then we're good to go.

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