The Birch Show. It has become a Bert Show tradition every four years. Now, what's not so traditional

is that this year we've decided we're not talking about politics on the Bert Show, man. It's so

stressful for everybody. You guys are looking for an escape. We don't want to talk about it either.

We're just as stressed. So if we can come in here for four, five hours a day and not have to

talk about politics,

that sounds fantastic to us.

So we made that agreement, except in one area that you guys have been demanding.

Yes, we are definitely doing our political attack ads again this year.

Yep.

It wouldn't be an election year if we didn't do it.

You want to explain to Abby what those are?

So Abby, every year since I've been here, and we actually did this on my old show in Raleigh,

we would write attack ads for each other, okay? And it's like those quintessential mud slinging,

just, you can't even call it vitriolic, because some of them are just so stupid, but

they're just, we're getting down and dirty in the mud,

slinging it, political attack ads for each other.

And so we have saved up audio and we use audio clips of the person we're writing the

attack ad for, like, turn it around on them and just we make these outlandish.

But I like to think hilarious attacks.

Some of the ones, I'm over the whole election already, not just for the commercials that you can't get away from.

They're everywhere.

Oh my God, they don't stop.

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